Monday, August 25, 2008

very, very, very drunk

The other day I walked into my ridiculously upscale apartment building. An older gentleman swaggered over to me…

"You are so beautiful….and I'm drunk…very, very, very drunk."

Yeah, so that didn't do much for me. I don't think a plastered man giving you a compliment will ever do much of anything.


Thursday, August 21, 2008

beef vs. pork


The other day I was on the train and overheard the following snippet between 2 twenty-somethings….

Girl A: Is beef pork?

Girl B: Beef is cow.

Girl A: Oh…

If this doesn't scream "education IS important!" I don't know what does…