I recently discovered a new category of men that—I’m not going to lie—kind of floats my boat…Men Who Carry Badges. Now, granted, not every man that carries a badge will make me want to flirt shamelessly and have his babies, but the one I met last night certainly did. I suppose it didn’t hurt that he was 6’ 2”, EXTREMELY easy on the eyes, quite the gentleman and HI-LARIOUS.
We met last night through a mutual friend. All four of us-- Mr. Badge, me, said friend, and another one of her friends all attended a taping of the Colbert Report. Needless to say we had so much fun. By the end of the evening my face hurt because I couldn’t stop laughing and at one point, I almost threw up because I was laughing so hard. Good times.
Here’s a recap of one of my favorite parts:
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| 5/16/11 in :60 Seconds | ||||
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Anyway, afterward, we all went to dinner and I got to examine his badge. I don’t know what came over me, but in that moment, he was the hottest thing on the planet. (Oh, I will just DIE a thousand deaths if he ever finds this…) Now, before you all get excited, nothing happened. Too bad for him. J But like I said, I’ve added a new category…or maybe it was just him. J
6 comments:
I think IRS workers wear badges. Pretty sure it wouldn't have the same effect. :)
So, when you say you "got to examine his badge," what do you really mean??
Suzanne!!!! :) I guess you'll never know...
girl, your blog is so funny!! i'm a big, creachy, stalking fan up in here, you really have a way with the words my friend!!
girl, your blogis so funny! i'm a big, creachy, stalking fan up in here, you really have a way with the words!!
i'm jealous of all these celeb moments you're having. ps i love that michael scott quote in yoru about me :)
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