
My mom usually woke me up in the mornings by turning on the light and saying, "Malia, it's time to get up." I would usually get up the first time she called, if not the first, then at least the second. This one particular morning took place during my sleeping bag phase. I was probably in third or fourth grade. We had just purchased sleeping bags and didn't use them nearly enough so I slept in mine on top of my bed. It was silky.
One morning my mom came into my room and did the usual, flipped on the light, "Malia, it's time to get up." I heard her but didn't move. She came in again and did the same thing. I didn't move. She left. Then I started thinking, "it would be really funny to make my parents think that I had run away or was kidnapped." So I sneaked out of my sleeping bag and buried myself in my closet, in the toy chest, underneath all of my stuffed animals.
My mom came into my room, a little more upset this time that I wasn't listening to her and walked up to my bed this time. She moved the blankets and sleeping bag around and found that I wasn't there. She started to look in the other rooms. Didn't find me there. She went back to the bed. Still wasn't there. She went to the closet but didn't look well enough. She started to panic at this point and called to my dad. I figured out that they might look in the closet again so I had better move. I moved into another room just in time to see them both go into my bedroom to look for me yet again. Once more, they came up empty handed. They moved onto another part of the house and I decided that it would be really funny to pretend to have been in my sleeping bag the whole time.
So I ducked back into my room and jumped into my sleeping bag. I started to hear the rising panic in my parents voice so I started to make some noise so that they would find me in my room. Needless to say, they found me. And yeah, I got in trouble...